染雾篇一：初一英语幽默故事三分钟演讲稿
Good morning everyone, today I'm going to share a funny story with you. It happened a few years ago when I was in primary school. It's called "The Talking Dog".
Once upon a time, there was a famous scientist who had a pet dog named Max. One day, the scientist discovered a way to make animals talk. He was very excited and decided to try it on Max. After the experiment, he was astonished to find that Max could indeed talk!
Word quickly spread about the scientist's talking dog, and soon the news reached a rich man who was always looking for ways to make more money. He thought that if he could own a talking dog, he could make a fortune by showcasing it in a circus.
So, the rich man went to the scientist's house and offered to buy Max for a large sum of money. The scientist was hesitant to sell his beloved pet, but the rich man persuaded him with the promise of unlimited resources for his scientific research.
Weeks went by and Max became the star of the circus. People from all over the world came to see the incredible talking dog. Max would answer questions, tell jokes, and even sing songs. The circus became very successful, and the rich man's pockets were filled with money.
One day, a little boy who loved dogs came to the circus. He was amazed by Max's ability to talk and wanted to know how it was possible. He approached the rich man and asked, "Sir, how did you make the dog talk?"
The rich man, wanting to keep the secret to himself, replied, "Well, it's a special breed of dog called the 'Yakety Yak Dog'. They are born with the ability to talk, but they are very rare."
The little boy didn't believe him and decided to investigate further. He followed the circus workers after the show and discovered that they were using a hidden microphone to make Max talk! The little boy was shocked and decided to expose the truth.
The next day, during the circus performance, the little boy stood up and shouted, "Max is not a talking dog! It's all a trick!" The crowd was in disbelief and demanded an explanation.
The rich man, realizing that his secret was out, had no choice but to confess. He admitted that Max was not a special breed of dog, but just an ordinary dog with a hidden microphone.
The crowd was disappointed, but the little boy became a hero. He taught everyone an important lesson that day – sometimes things are not what they seem, and it's important to question and investigate before believing in something.
And that's the end of the story. Thank you for listening, and I hope it brought a smile to your faces.
篇二：初一英语幽默故事三分钟演讲稿
Good morning everyone, today I have a funny story to share with you. It's called "The Forgetful Teacher".
Once upon a time, there was a teacher named Mr. Johnson. He was known for being incredibly forgetful. He would often forget where he put his glasses, his keys, and even his own name sometimes!
One day, Mr. Johnson walked into his classroom and realized that he had forgotten his lesson plan. He panicked and didn't know what to do. The students were already sitting at their desks, waiting for him to start the class.
Thinking quickly, Mr. Johnson decided to play a game with the students. He said, "Class, today we're going to have a pop quiz. But instead of me asking you questions, you're going to ask me questions!"
The students were confused but excited about the idea of turning the tables on their teacher. They eagerly started asking Mr. Johnson all sorts of questions – math problems, science trivia, and even personal questions about his life.
Mr. Johnson, being the forgetful teacher that he was, couldn't answer any of the questions correctly. He would get the math problems wrong, make up silly answers to science questions, and give outrageous responses to personal questions.
The students were laughing hysterically at their teacher's silly answers. They were having so much fun that they forgot they were supposed to be having a lesson.
After the class ended, the students couldn't stop talking about how funny Mr. Johnson was. They realized that even though he was forgetful, he had a great sense of humor and knew how to make learning fun.
From that day on, Mr. Johnson's forgetfulness became a running joke in the classroom. The students would often come up with creative ways to help him remember things, like drawing pictures or making up funny songs.
Mr. Johnson embraced his forgetfulness and turned it into a positive aspect of his teaching. He would often use his own mistakes as examples to teach the students that it's okay to make mistakes and learn from them.
And that's the end of the story. Thank you for listening, and I hope it brought a smile to your faces.
以上就是我要分享的两个幽默故事，希望大家喜欢！谢谢！
初一英语幽默故事三分钟演讲稿 篇三
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初一英语演讲稿1
Everyone is attracted by beauty and beauty is powerful. But what is true beauty? Perhaps you can get the answer from the following story.
This morning I went to the market to buy some vegetables with my parents. On the way we all highly praised a young man in western-style clothes and leather shoes who was riding by. But he rode so fast that he knocked an old lady down carelessly.Instead of stopping, he pretended not to see this and rode away quickly. We were all very angry with the young man. To our happiness, a girl in plain dress ran forward at once, helped the lady up and took her home. We all praised the girl.
From this we know we cannot judge a person by his appearance. A person who is dressed beautifully may not have a beautiful soul.
who has a beautiful soul is really beautiful.
初一英语演讲稿2
most people would like to be popular with others, but not everyone can achieve this goal. what is the secret to popularity? in fact, it is very simple. the first step is to improve our appearance. we should always make sure that we stay in good shape and dress well.
when we are healthy and well-groomed, we will not only look better but also feel better. in addition, we should smile and appear friendly. after all, our facial expression is an important part of our appearance. if we can do this, people will be attracted to our good looks and impressed by our confidence.
another important step is developing more consideration for others. we should always put others first and place their interests before our own. its also important to be good listeners; in this way people will feel comfortable enough to confide in us. however, no matter what we do, we must not gossip.
above all, we must remember to be ourselves, not phonies. only by being sincere and respectful of others can we earn their respect. if we can do all of the above, i am sure popularity will come our way.
初一英语演讲稿3
Hi everybody.
I am so glad to give my speech to you here.Now I will start my topic about The Dream English,as you know ,The Dream English plans to put our dream come true。When I was a little boy ,I was so curious about english as long as I heard someone speak english around me,so I am very interested in english.
Thank for The Dream English,I have a chance to learn more about english which is about life and study. In my opinion,english is not only a language but also a study.It contains much useful knowledge and life experience,if we
Thats all my speech,thank you.
初一英语演讲稿4
Dream
Hi everybody.
I am so glad to give my speech to you here.Now I will start my topic about The Dream English，as you know ，The Dream English plans to put our dream e true.When I was a little boy ，I was so curious about english as long as I heard someone speak english around me，so I am very interested in english.Thank for The Dream English，I have a chance to learn more about english which is about life and study. In my opinion，english is not only a language but also a study.It contains much useful knowledge and life experience，if we all try our best to learn about it，such as its background and its history，we can regard it as a tool to make contribution to ourselves and our country.
That's all my speech，thank you.
初一英语演讲稿5
Beauty
Hi everybody.
Beauty usually refers to what appeals to the eye. A nice and well built girl is regarded as beautiful. A bunch of vigorous flowers are also considered as beautiful. A splendid waterfall ing down from a mountain is as well looked on as beautiful.
Beauty also refers to what appeals to the mind. The virtue of the Chinese nation-industry and bravery are taken as beautiful， because it helped to produce such a magnificent culture in the world. Einstein's theory of relativity is also perceived as beautiful， for it explains many natural phenomena so perfectly.
Beauty is around us. If you keep an eye or pay some attention， it is never difficult to find something beautiful somewhere about you. Wonderful natural spots， historical relics，fine arts， splendid buildings， and kind people are just a few inches away.
thank you.
初一英语幽默故事三分钟演讲稿
