染雾简单的英语幽默演讲稿2分钟 篇一
Title: "Lost in Translation"
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen! Today, I would like to share with you a hilarious story about the challenges of language barriers. So, let's dive right in.
A few years ago, I had the opportunity to travel to a beautiful country in Asia. Despite my excitement, I couldn't help but worry about the language barrier. I knew a few basic phrases, but I was far from being fluent in their language.
On my first day, I decided to explore the local market. As I wandered through the bustling streets, I noticed a small food stall that seemed to be popular among the locals. The aroma of delicious dishes filled the air, and my stomach couldn't resist the temptation.
I approached the stall and tried my best to communicate with the friendly vendor. I pointed to a dish that caught my eye and said, "I'll have one, please." The vendor smiled and nodded, seemingly understanding my request.
Feeling proud of my successful interaction, I eagerly waited for my order. However, when the vendor handed me the dish, I couldn't believe my eyes. Instead of the mouth-watering dish I had anticipated, I was given a plate of deep-fried insects!
I was taken aback and quickly realized that my attempt to order had gone terribly wrong. It turned out that in my limited vocabulary, I had unknowingly used the wrong word for the dish. Instead of saying "one," I had accidentally said "insects."
As I stood there, contemplating whether to try the fried insects or find another food stall, a group of local children passed by. They noticed my dilemma and burst into laughter. One of them kindly approached me and explained the mistake I had made. We all shared a good laugh, and they even taught me the correct word for the dish I had initially wanted.
From that day forward, I learned the importance of proper communication and the value of humor in overcoming language barriers. It's amazing how a simple misunderstanding can turn into a memorable experience.
In conclusion, my advice to all of you is to never be afraid of making mistakes when speaking a foreign language. Embrace the humor in these situations and use them as opportunities to learn and connect with others. Thank you, and remember, laughter truly is the universal language!
简单的英语幽默演讲稿2分钟 篇二
Title: "The Perils of Autocorrect"
Ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon! Today, I want to share a funny story that many of us can relate to in this age of modern technology. It's all about the perils of autocorrect. Let's jump right into it!
We all know that smartphones have become an essential part of our lives. They keep us connected, informed, and entertained. However, they can also lead to some embarrassing and humorous situations, thanks to one tiny feature – autocorrect.
A few weeks ago, I was texting my friend about our upcoming dinner plans. I wanted to suggest a new restaurant that had recently opened. Excitedly, I typed, "There's this fantastic place we should try. It's called 'The Spicy Pickle'!" I pressed send, confident that my friend would be intrigued by the name.
To my horror, a few seconds later, I received a reply that made my face turn red. My friend had responded, "Are you sure you want to go to a place called 'The Spooky Poodle'?" I couldn't believe it! Autocorrect had struck again, turning a mouthwatering name into something completely bizarre.
After laughing hysterically at my misfortunate typo, I quickly explained the situation to my friend. We both had a good laugh, and I clarified the actual name of the restaurant. Needless to say, we decided to give "The Spicy Pickle" a try, and it turned out to be a fantastic dining experience.
This incident made me realize how important it is to double-check our messages before hitting send. Autocorrect may have good intentions, but it definitely has a mischievous side. It's always a good idea to review our texts to avoid any embarrassing or confusing situations.
In conclusion, let's embrace the humor that autocorrect brings into our lives. Instead of getting frustrated, let's take a moment to laugh at our own typos and enjoy the unexpected twists they create. After all, a little laughter goes a long way in making our lives more entertaining. Thank you, and remember, proofreading is your best friend in the world of autocorrect!
简单的英语幽默演讲稿2分钟 篇三
good evening ，ladies and gentlemen：
thank you very much for choosing to e in such a cold night。today my topic is about choice and process。a research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one day。with so many choices one day， people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life。 in my opinion， the following part is of much more importance than the choice。 there is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life， which the process makes the difference。
life is a bo__ of chocolate，you never know what you will get。 forrest gump made no decision by and for himself but he acplished great success with his strong will in the process。 the process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ，the caution， courage and persistance we have as we encounter new e__perience and une__pected obstacles。 take myself as an e__ample， i changed my major when i became a postgraduate。 after the choice，days have been harsh for me。i cannot understand the new lessons at all。 for they are closely related to mathmatics which i learned nothing about before。 however wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to e__perience new ideas and challenge myself，i persisted。 i asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life。 gradually i could understand some parts and even found maths interesting。moreover， i learned to act instead of plaining。 in retrospect，the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months bees an unforgetable e__perience in my life。
no matter what the choice is， enjoy the process。 in the process， your potential will be inspired and new discoveries，improvement and progress will e to you。 these are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see it。these make your life colorful。
there is no need and i donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here，but i congratulate to myself for i gain and enjoy this fantastic e__perience。 so my dear friends，never worry about your choice and enjoy the process。 i am sure you will get some
thing new and intersting tonight after you chose to e here。
thank you!
简单的英语幽默演讲稿2分钟 篇四
good morning/evening/afternoon， ladies and gentlemen ：
today， my speech is about talents，in my opionion， talents are indispensable in nowadays society. as is known to all that the fight among countries is actually the fight among talents.
first， i’d like to define the word”talent” in my idea， a talent is one person who is good at or e__pertised in some or multiple areas. nowadays， as the world developing goes on ， if one country want to rank top or do a good job in the world， the country must have many e__ample， china， the biggest developing country in the world， in the past 100 years， is always invaded by other countries， why ，the reason is that china at that time had not so many talents. if they had anti-intrusion leader talents in the war， needleto say，they would have beat those big they had talents in weapons manufacturing， nodody dares to provoke ver， nowadays， it’s a totally different situation， china has become powerfulin all over the world， why ? because there are many talents serving the country， the civilians become more and more and more people go to university，more and more people come to receive further education. so what is that in return，talents in army protect our country from invasion， talents in commerce help make our economy keep in improving， talents
in aerospace make the world see chinese manned spacecraft flying. talents in sports make china rank the first in the olympic games......
to sum up， talents will play a more and more impoetant role in the world， if one country intends to flourish， he must foster talents as many as they can ，that’s all!
简单的英语幽默演讲稿2分钟 篇五
Teachers， students：
Good morning， everyone!
Thanksgiving， is ubiquitous. What is the reason that I stand here? Is gratitude. Thanks to the support of my teachers and classmates love， thanks to the school to give the opportunity to thank for a mother for the cultivation of thanks to my own effort. Because thanks to these， I will stand here today
I know， we should be thankful， grateful to our parents of fertility and gratefulness. Parents to our care and love， parents of selfless dedication to us， we should feel very satisfied and happy.
I know， we should be thankful， grateful to our training school， she gave us a good learning environment， provide us with a lot of opportunities， she can let us stand on the stage of this sacred in the great hall of the people， this makes me unforgettable. The dictionary composition nets：
I know， we should be thankful， grateful to our teachers every， is he (she) brings us from the first grade of ignorance; The innocence of second grade; Grade three naughty; In fourth grade restlessness; The growth of grade five， into today -- a graduating si__th graders. He (she) are among this shed too much sweat and hard work.
I know， we should be thankful， grateful to give us the gift of nature， the blue sky white clouds， lakes， sea， sunshine， fresh air， flowers and green grass， full of boundless universe.
Gratitude is not only a kind of etiquette， but also a healthy mind. Let each of us with a grateful heart.
Thank you all!
简单的英语幽默演讲稿2分钟 篇六
Good morning/afternoon/evening, my name is______ .
It is really a great honor to have this opportunity/chance to introduce myself. I would like to answer whatever you may raise, and I hope I can make a good performance today.
I am a third year master major in automation at Shanghai Jiao Tong University, P. R. China. Withtremendous interest in Industrial Engineering, I am writing to apply for acceptance into your Ph.D. graduate program.
In 1995, I entered the Nanjing University of Science & Technology (NUST) -- widely considered one of the China’s best engineering schools. During the following undergraduate study, my academic records kept distinguished among the whole department. I was granted First Class Prize every semester,In 1999, I got the privilege to enter the graduate program waived of the admission test.
At the period of my graduate study, my overall GPA(3.77/4.0) ranked top 5% in the department. In the second semester, I became teacher assistant that is given to talented and matured students only. This year, I won the Acer Scholarship as the one and only candidate in my department, which is the ultimate accolade for distinguished students endowed by my university. Presently, I am preparing my graduation thesis and trying for the honor of E__cellent Graduation Thesis.
Research e__perience and academic activity
When a sophomore, I joined the Association of AI Enthusiast and began to narrow down my interest for my future research. With the tool of OpenGL and Matlab, I designed a simulationprogram for transportation scheduling system. It is now widely used by different research groups in NUST. I assumed and fulfilled a sewage analysis & dispose project for Nanjing sewagetreatment plant. This was my first practice to convert a laboratory idea to a commercial product.
In retrospect, I find myself standing on a solid basis in both theory and e__perience, which has prepared me for the Ph.D. program. My future research interests include: Network Scheduling Problem, Heuristic Algorithm research (especially in GA and Neural network), Supply chain network research, Hybrid system performance analysis with Petri nets and Data Mining.
