染雾篇一：三分钟英语演讲稿幽默范例
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen! Today, I want to share with you a funny story that happened to me recently.
So, a couple of weeks ago, I decided to try my luck at cooking. Now, let me tell you, I am not the most skilled cook in the world. In fact, I once burned water while trying to make tea. But, I thought, how hard could it be to make a simple omelette?
I gathered all the ingredients: eggs, cheese, vegetables, and a pinch of salt. I cracked the eggs into a bowl and started whisking them vigorously. I was feeling pretty confident at this point. However, as I was whisking away, I accidentally knocked the bowl off the counter and onto the floor. Egg mixture splattered everywhere, including on my clothes!
But, undeterred by this minor setback, I cleaned up the mess and started again. This time, I was extra careful. I added the cheese, vegetables, and salt to the eggs and mixed everything together. I poured the mixture onto a hot frying pan and waited patiently for it to cook.
After a few minutes, I tried to flip the omelette. To my horror, it stuck to the pan and fell apart into a messy scramble. I couldn't help but laugh at my own misfortune. It seemed that no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't make a decent omelette.
In the end, I gave up on the omelette and settled for a bowl of cereal instead. It was a humbling experience, but it taught me an important lesson: sometimes, it's okay to laugh at ourselves and not take things too seriously.
Life is full of unexpected twists and turns, and it's important to be able to laugh at our own mistakes. So, the next time you find yourself in a sticky situation, remember to find the humor in it. After all, laughter is the best medicine.
Thank you for listening to my little cooking mishap. I hope it brought a smile to your faces. Remember, life is too short to take everything seriously. Embrace the humor and enjoy the journey. Thank you!
篇二：三分钟英语演讲稿幽默范例
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, today I want to share a funny story that happened to me during a recent family gathering.
So, a couple of weeks ago, my family decided to have a picnic in the park. It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining, and we were all in high spirits. We brought along a variety of delicious food, including sandwiches, fruits, and of course, a homemade cake.
Everything was going smoothly until it was time to cut the cake. My aunt, who prides herself on being an excellent baker, was in charge of this task. She confidently picked up the knife and started slicing into the cake. However, to everyone's surprise, the knife got stuck halfway through.
My aunt, determined to cut the cake, started pulling the knife with all her might. Unfortunately, this resulted in the cake flying off the table and landing on my uncle's head! The whole family burst into laughter, including my uncle who was covered in cake.
To make matters worse, my aunt's dog, who had been waiting patiently for any food to drop, decided to take advantage of the situation. He quickly jumped up and started licking the cake off my uncle's head! It was a hilarious sight, and we couldn't stop laughing.
After we managed to clean up the mess and compose ourselves, we finally got to enjoy the delicious cake. And let me tell you, it tasted even better with the added laughter and camaraderie.
This experience taught me that sometimes, the most memorable moments are the ones filled with laughter and unexpected surprises. It reminded me of the importance of embracing the joy and humor in everyday situations.
So, the next time you find yourself in a funny or embarrassing situation, don't be afraid to laugh it off. Life is too short to take ourselves too seriously. Embrace the laughter, enjoy the moment, and create memories that will make you smile for years to come.
Thank you for listening to my funny family picnic story. I hope it brought a smile to your faces. Remember, laughter is contagious. So, go out there and spread some joy. Thank you!
三分钟英语演讲稿幽默范例 篇三
Good morning!
It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed. Now i will introduce myself briefly.
I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .
I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003.
I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.
In July 2003, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job. And in August 2004,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reasonwhy I come here to compete for this position.
I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.
That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.
三分钟英语演讲稿幽默范例 篇四
Honorable Judges， fellow students：
Good afternoon!
Recently， ther is a heated debate in our society. The college students are the beneficiaries of a rare privilege， who receive e__ceptional education at e__traordinary places. But will we be able to face the challenge and support ourselves against all odds? Will we be able to better the lives of others? Will we be able to accept the responsibility of building the future of our country?
The cynics say the college students are the pampered
lost generation， which would cringe at the slightest discomfort. But the cynics are wrong. The college students I see are eagerly learning about how to live independently. We help each other clean the dormitory， go shopping and bargain together， and take part time jobs to supplement our pocket money.
The cynics say we care for nothing other than grades; and we neglect the need for character cultivation. But again， the cynics are wrong. We care deeply for each other， we cherish freedom， we treasure justice， and we seek truth. Last week， thousands of my fellow students had their blood type tested in order to make a contribution for the children who suffer from blood cancer.
As college students， we are adolescents at the critical turning point in our lives. We all face a fundamental choice： cynicism or faith， each will profoundly impact our future， or even the future of our country. I believe in all my fellow classmates. Though we are still ine__perienced and even a little bit childish. I believe that we have the courage and faith to meet any challenge and take on our responsibilities. We are preparing to assume new responsibilities and tasks， and to use the education we have received to make our world a better place. I believe in our future.
thank you!
三分钟英语演讲稿幽默范例 篇五
good evening ，ladies and gentlemen：
thank you very much for choosing to e in such a cold night。today my topic is about choice and process。a research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one day。with so many choices one day， people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life。 in my opinion， the following part is of much more importance than the choice。 there is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life， which the process makes the difference。
life is a bo__ of chocolate，you never know what you will get。 forrest gump made no decision by and for himself but he acplished great success with his strong will in the process。 the process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ，the caution， courage and persistance we have as we encounter new e__perience and une__pected obstacles。 take myself as an e__ample， i changed my major when i became a postgraduate。 after the choice，days have been harsh for me。i cannot understand the new lessons at all。 for they are closely related to mathmatics which i learned nothing about before。 however wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to e__perience new ideas and challenge myself，i persisted。 i asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life。 gradually i could understand some parts and even found maths interesting。moreover， i learned to act instead of plaining。 in retrospect，the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months bees an unforgetable e__perience in my life。
no matter what the choice is， enjoy the process。 in the process， your potential will be inspired and new discoveries，improvement and progress will e to you。 these are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see it。these make your life colorful。
there is no need and i donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here，but i congratulate to myself for i gain and enjoy this fantastic e__perience。 so my dear friends，never worry about your choice and enjoy the process。 i am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to e here。
thank you!
三分钟英语演讲稿幽默范例 篇六
good morning/evening/afternoon， ladies and gentlemen ：
today， my speech is about talents，in my opionion， talents are indispensable in nowadays society. as is known to all that the fight among countries is actually the fight among talents.
first， i'd like to define the word"talent" in my idea， a talent is one person who is good at or e__pertised in some or multiple areas. nowadays， as the world developing goes on ， if one country want to rank top or do a good job in the world， the country must have many e__ample， china， the biggest developing country in the world， in the past 100 years， is always invaded by other countries， why ，the reason is that china at that time had not so many talents. if they had anti-intrusion leader talents in the war， needleto say，they would have beat those big they had talents in weapons manufacturing， nodody dares to provoke ver， nowadays， it's a totally different situation， china has become powerfulin all over the world， why ? because there are many talents serving the country， the civilians become more and more and more people go to university，more and more people come to receive further education. so what is that in return，talents in army protect our country from invasion， talents in commerce help make our economy keep in improving， talents
in aerospace make the world see chinese manned spacecraft flying. talents in sports make china rank the first in the olympic games......
to sum up， talents will play a more and more impoetant role in the world， if one country intends to flourish， he must foster talents as many as they can ，that's all。
thank you!
