染雾幽默的英语自我介绍 篇一
Hello everyone! My name is Jack, but you can call me the King of Comedy. Why, you may ask? Well, get ready to be entertained because I'm about to bring the house down with my hilarious introduction!
First of all, let's talk about my appearance. You might notice that I'm not the tallest person in the room. In fact, I'm so short that I use a ladder to reach the top shelf at the grocery store. But don't worry, my sense of humor makes up for my lack of height. They say good things come in small packages, right?
Now, let's move on to my hobbies. I love trying out new things, especially when it comes to food. In fact, I once ate a whole pizza by myself just to prove a point. And you know what? I didn't even feel guilty about it. Life is too short to count calories, my friends!
Speaking of food, I'm also a master chef in the making. Well, maybe not a master yet, but I sure know my way around the kitchen. I can whip up a mean bowl of instant noodles in under two minutes. Who needs fancy gourmet meals when you have my culinary skills?
But enough about food, let's talk about my sense of style. I have a fashion sense that can only be described as "unique". You won't catch me wearing the latest trends or following fashion magazines. No, I prefer to create my own fashion statements. One time, I wore socks with sandals and people actually thought it was a new trend. Who needs fashion rules when you can make your own?
Lastly, let's talk about my dream. I've always wanted to be a stand-up comedian. I love making people laugh and brightening up their day. There's nothing better than seeing a room full of smiling faces and knowing that I'm the reason behind it.
So there you have it, folks! I may not be the tallest, the most fashionable, or the most talented chef, but I guarantee I can make you laugh until your stomach hurts. If you're in need of some laughter therapy, just find me and I'll be more than happy to bring a smile to your face. Thank you for listening and remember, don't take life too seriously – it's much funnier when you don't!
幽默的英语自我介绍 篇二
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, get ready to have your funny bones tickled because I'm about to introduce myself in the most hilarious way possible. My name is Sarah, but you can call me the Queen of Comedy!
Let's start off with a fun fact about me. I have a pet goldfish named Bubbles. Now, I know what you're thinking – how can a goldfish be funny? Well, let me tell you, Bubbles has quite the personality. He loves to chase his own reflection in the fish tank and once got stuck in a tiny treasure chest. Talk about a fish with a sense of humor!
Speaking of pets, I also have a dog named Max. Max thinks he's a human and tries to do everything we do. One time, he even tried to use the computer and ended up ordering a pizza online. Who knew dogs had a taste for pepperoni?
Now, let's talk about my hobbies. I love to dance, but I'm not exactly the most graceful person on the dance floor. In fact, I once tripped over my own two feet and accidentally started a conga line. It was quite the sight, let me tell you!
When I'm not dancing, you can usually find me in the kitchen attempting to cook. Keyword: attempting. I once tried to make pancakes and ended up burning the kitchen down. Okay, maybe not the whole kitchen, but there was definitely a lot of smoke involved. Let's just say I stick to ordering takeout now.
But hey, enough about my culinary disasters. Let's talk about my dream. I've always wanted to be a comedy writer. I love coming up with funny jokes and making people laugh. If I can brighten someone's day with my words, then I consider that a job well done.
So there you have it, folks! I may not have the grace of a professional dancer or the skills of a master chef, but I guarantee I can bring a smile to your face. Life is too short to take everything seriously, so let's embrace the laughter and have a good time. Thank you for listening and remember, a day without laughter is a day wasted!
幽默的英语自我介绍 篇三
good morning/afternoon/evening, my name is xxx. it is really a great honor to have this opportunity/chance to introduce myself.
generally speaking ,i am a hard working student especially do the thing i am interested in. i will try my best to finish it no matter how difficult it
is,furthermore,i am a person with great perserverence. during the days preparing for the colledge-entrance examination,i insist on running every day. no matter what the weather was like.and just owning to this,i could concentrate on my study and succeeded in the end.
well ,in my spare time ,i like basketball, tennis and chinese chess. and english is my favorate subject.i often go to english corner to practise my oral english on every thursday,and write compositions to improve my witten ability .but i know my english is not good enough.i will continue studying hard.
ok, that is all,thank you for your attention.
幽默的英语自我介绍 篇四
Good morning. I am glad to be here for this interview. First let me introduce myself. My name is xxx, 24. I come from Nanchang,the capital of Jiangxi Province. I graduated from the ****** department of *****University in July ,2001.In the past two years I have been prepareing for the postgraduate examination while I have been teaching *****in NO.****middle School and I was a head-teacher of a class in junior grade two.Now all my hard work has got a result since I have a chance to be interview by you.
I am open-minded ,quick in thought and very fond of history.In my spare time,I have broad interests like many other youngers.I like reading books, especially those about ****,Frequently I exchange with other people by making comments in the forum on line,In addition ,during my college years,I was once a Net-bar technician.So, I have a comparative good command of network application.I am able to operate the computer well.I am skillful in searching for information in Internet.I am a football fan for years.Italian team is my favorite.Anyway,I feel great pity for our country's team.
I always believe that one will easily lag behind unless he keeps on learning ,Of course, if I am given a chance to study ****** in this famous University,I will spare no effort to master a good command of advance ******.
幽默的英语自我介绍 篇五
I'm a 20 - year - old boy. why is it called a boy? Because my heart is still very young. I am an adult man, why call a man? Because I have everything a man has.
Ha ha. In fact, I don't know myself very well, my appearance is always happy, but the heart is not necessarily. I worry about a lot, worry, worry, bother, even lose heart!
I think a person has pain to experience the existence of happiness, only once the pain, there is happiness today. A person's life can be pided into several stages: young, childhood, youth, youth, adulthood, middle age, old age. I am in youth, is a bridge between youth and adults. I recall young people, because young people bring me great happiness; I aspire to adulthood, because adults can do many things they want to do, not by anyone to stop and constraints. People always learn to grow up slowly, I think I have experienced a lot. - yes, sir. - yes, sir.
There are a lot of people always ask me why don't gf, in fact, I also want to find a, just, think it's not interesting, looking for can only be good with a person, don't find can also be a lot of people, why give up the whole forest for a tree, you say? I prefer friends above, the relationship of lover not full. And oh, I this person really believe in fate, think if fate will be able to walk together, I'm also from the red line tied to my feet one end to the other! ! Coincidentally, I met a sister in high school, although she is not very sensible, but I still cherish. A person's life can find a few friends, and sister, you say?
